Wow we have been having fun today. 1st, we're a land locked state but we are feeling the effects of a hurricane. Yesterday was interesting, we had a nice warm sunny day with flash flood warnings.

OK what is going on? Mr. "stay the course" President after talking with his advisors ( I didn't know there were any left ) on those advisors advise is going to stay the course in Iraq. Um, what was the reason for the big report we've all been holding our breaths for? And where did this set of advisors get recruited from? Wendy's, Burger King, or McDonalds?

Dang, our betta fish is a gimp! We just noticed that his left front fin isn't there. It is completely gone. Which reminds me of another question. Where do you get those little wheelchairs the frogs use after we eat their legs? Is there Medicaid/care for frogs or do they get stuck with the wheelchair bill?

I'm thinking a benefit concert may be in order. Get Willie and the boys to croon their hearts out for all those legless frogs in the world.

Paris Hilton announced she was going to have a baby by next year. Lets see, 12 months minus 9 months equals 3 months of uncontrolled wild sex to pick out the right father. If her grandfather really did disown her, how will she ever raise a child on the simple life?

Speaking of fish, we have now trained the drifters to come to us. It was pretty simple actually. Every time we walked up to the tank to feed them we would say "come" and they would swim right over. They are so well trained now we don't even say come anymore. My wife and I are Fish Whisperers. Interesting observation: Since we're not saying come so often the snails sex life has slowed to a snails pace.

I got my new speakers this morning. We spent most of the morning and part of the afternoon listening to old CD's like they were new CD's at a rather loud volume. No distortion. It was really really cool. We keep going "I never heard that before"

As I said, we are having fun today.