Ever wonder why?

I like Andy Rooney. He always makes me laugh. But there are lots of questions he hasn't asked. Like: " Have you ever wondered why " you click START to turn off your computer? Ok, I know that was an old one but how about: "Have you ever wondered why " you can't get the last drops out of your soda can? "Have you ever wondered why " Do one size fits all condoms really fit every guy out there? "Have you ever wondered why " it is that the first time your wife ask you to pick up some feminine product the isle is loaded with Grandma's who just got off the bus from a bingo party?

"Have you ever wondered why " TV screens are measured diagonally? We don't watch our TV's that way. "Have you ever wondered why " Morticians are Doctors they're just afraid of failing.

Well maybe there is a reason Andy hasn't asked these questions.

How about Ceaser the Dog Whisperer? Here's a guy who expects dogs to either walk behind him or along side of him and never pull, but the first thing he does is slap on his blades and have the dog drag him down the street. Talk about mixed signals. He's not whispering, he's down right confusing the little doggies. Don't pull, mush!!

Yesterday I turned on my TV to watch a DVD movie. The screen turned black and than these words were presented " Formated to fit this screen "

"Have you ever wondered why " they get into your house to measure your TV screen?

C-ya