Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Is that lead on your barbie or you happy to see me?

If you ingest lead do you gain weight? With all those toys and lead paint in the news lately, I'm thinking about ordering one of those test kits from Ebay. Of course you got to wonder if they work. I can see myself swabbing my grandsons toys with what appears to be a Tampon without the tube. What would be really interesting would be to test non toy items like fish. Wonder how much leads in a pet fish? Maybe I'll grab one of the drifters and rub him out!

Than you gotta wonder why fish do not appear to be affected by lead?

See where NASA is recruiting for new Astronauts? But they don't call them astronauts anymore now they are " Space Plane Pilots " You know as an Astronaut it seemed ok to sit on top of a roman candle with a billion pounds of explosives under your butt. The whole Space Plane Pilot just sounds gay to me. I can hear the announcer now: And we have liftoff of America's 217 Space Plane Pilot flaming his way to the stars. Sort of a Rocky Horror meets Buck Rogers kind of thing.

Look at the illegal thing. I've noticed a lot in the news lately. You watch, Bush is going to pull a fast one. I'm sure its one of those " Bush pretends to reduce troops, Congress slips in amnesty for the 12 million that use to be 30 million illegals into the defense bill, and we Americans bend over while Pinata's get rammed up our asses.

Now thats gay!

I really would like to know what people " Government for the people " refers to?

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