Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The lady's a tramp

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned
around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye
and said, . . . 'Listen up, buddy I screw anybody,
any time anywhere, your place, my place, in the car,
front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting
down, naked or fully dressed, dirty, clean ... it
just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever
since I got out of college and I just love it.'

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded - - 'No
kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?'

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