OK for anyone who actually reads this stuff, it ain't as easy as you think! I'll try to at least post something once every week but there are no guarantees. Besides if your actually reading this stuff, your as bored as I am!

See where Oliver Stone wants to do a movie about our President? And no, just because you didn't vote for him he still is "our" President. The whole idiot package! Anyways, Oliver is looking for someone to play the part of GWB. I have this wicked idea, Why not get GWB to be GWB? His handlers have demonstrated they can control him 80% of the time? Besides soon ( thank God ) he'll be out of a job. Plus, judging by the crooks, yellow bellies ( watched John Wayne the other night ) and cowards now in Congress I don't think GWB has any other plans after his retirement such as standing for war crimes and such. Hell, a bar of soap in his mouth for lying would be a good start.

Oops my Mom told me to watch the language!

OK UFO's Whats the deal? Nobody can take a picture? The one in Texas "Was a mile long, half a mile wide about 300 feet off the ground moved real slow than took off real fast" Them Texan's all drive pickup trucks and know how to take off real fast. However, not a single clear picture from any of them. Yo, get a cellphone dudes! They come with cameras and 1 button operation. That way you can rope a steer and snap that shot of the UFO at the same time!

You know there is a 2 million dollar reward for the first definitive proof such as a clear picture of a UFO. I for one would love to see a UFO. We thought we saw one outside Las Vegas but can't be proven for sure. At the time we were sitting outside Area 51. Coming back from the beach to my Great Grandmothers one night as a child I remember seeing the Lake Michigan monster. Boy it was big!! Than there was the night we were returning from my Grandmother's in the old VW bus with the little oper windows. Half way home I watched a ball of light follow us. It would get dim than bright than dim again. That was the same year Dad blue up the bird house with the fireworks on the 4th.

The fish, yes they still are here, have been doing pretty well. They continue to battle with swim bladder issues that goes around from fish to fish. Very much like Stomach Flu goes from one family member to the next. The other problem seems to be that they like to drink lots of water. Not sure where they put it all ( you would think they pee it out ) but we notice that every couple of days the water level drops about 1/8 of an inch. They drink a lot!! Wonder what would happen if we put one in a glass of beer.

I must be really bored!...................