You know I don't think our elected officials, the folks that are suppose to represent us have ever been stimulated by artificial means. Lets look at the economic stimulus proposal. If your gross income falls between $75,000.00 to $150,000 than you can expect a tax rebate check between $600 to $1200 dollars and $300 more per child in household.

OK here is the analogy: If you have a vibrator ( battery operated ) and you place it on top of your head, your scalp gets all tingly. In essence you have been stimulated. Now place that vibrator somewhere else................Well I won't go into that in detail my Mother reads this stuff. Anyways put it somewhere else and you really get stimulated!

Back to our elected officials. They plan to stimulate the scalp of the country. The folks who really don't need a rebate. As for those of us, the other 2/3 of the country who do not make $75,000 a year, the actual loins of the country won't get stimulated at all. How will this help our economy I've got to wonder. After all its hard to be productive if ya can't get it up! Oops, sorry Mom.

UPDATE: By the total lack of response to my plea for help on the Suburban, ( not even a single " geez I'd like to help but I just spent my last change at Starbucks". ) The possibility of getting out of the house has slipped back to dismal.

So, from my prison in the desert............Have a nice day.