Well I hit the 100 poke mile marker the other day. 100 times I stuck myself with that stupid needle. I thought this was the modern age we lived in? Seems archaic to have to use painful techniques now a days.

I've lost weight since my wife has taken away all the "good" food and left me with rabbit and cattle feed, plus the occasional cardboard she tosses in. I wonder how it is that the foods we don't generally like are the ones deemed healthy? Plus why is it women seem to like healthy foods more than us guys? Unless you are one of those guys who like carrot and celery sticks dipped in ranch dressing. Scary isn't it.

Back in my younger days I lived on beer and WD40. Of course I wasn't so fragile back than either. Never went to see the Doctor very often. When I had my heart attack it took me 4 days to get in to see my Doctor. Needless to say he wasn't the happiest camper in the woods. I was busy, I couldn't drop everything I was doing just to hear the Doctor tell me what I already knew. In the end the Doctor put me in a hospital for a week. I think he wanted to prove to me that he knew best.

I got a new Doctor.

So now I suck on oxygen. Actually, it was ordered for me way back in 2001. Here it is 2008 and they finally caught up with me. I had one company that wanted me to drag a 50 foot airline around. Not very practical. I kept running it over. Dump company A and go to company B. Now I've got this little gadget that gets refilled from a big tank of liquid oxygen. Good for about 6 hours of use. No stupid hoses to drag around and run over.

Maybe I'll open an oxygen bar in my garage with the old leftover hoses.........

One last thing, my neighbor tells me that theres this new way to get drunk without the after effects. ie: hangover. Seems they super vaporize your choice of alcohol and you inhale the stuff. Shoot back in my drinking days I was accused of inhaling my beers. This isn't new technology here.