I think the fish ate one to many of their buddies. Wonder if there is such a thing as " mad fish disease "? Pale Rider, one of the Drifters now swims in tight little circles at full speed all the time. Goober, lurches forward in 1/2 inch burst while cleaning the glass. The rest of the Drifters all act strange blowing bubbles, and synchronized swimming.

I have not mentioned our yard. My wife has planted a large amount of flowers over the summer. Along with the flowers are the assorted statuary and solar light fixtures. We've set about a dozen little solar lighted things out in the yard but it wasn't until this morning that it occurred to me that these lights may be for another time zone than what we are currently living in. Why would I think that you say?

Every solar light we bought came with very explicit instructions. Those instructions were:

" Allow to charge for 24 hours before use ".

The sun never stays out for 24 hours in our time zone.

Speaking of instructions, I really like the simplified instructions the Chinese have come up with. Obviously all those years of writing fortune cookies has paid off. Read the instructions on Chinese fireworks: " Light fuse, and get away " No confusion there. Chinese maternity ward: " Spread legs and push " Chinese toy factory: " lead to Democracy " Sign on Chinese tank: " Protesters to front "

I had a lot of them this morning, but that was this morning.

Correction: Several post back, actually way back in the beginning I made a referance to the Hawking Effect. I errored that should of been Hawking Vapor or something like that.

Next month, I'll correct myself again.